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Women, Where Did We Go Wrong?

By Rob on Jun 13, 2009 | In Life | Send feedback »

Wondering about women.

We idiot men have been doing this from the beginning of time and I truly believe we are no closer to an answer than our ancestors the cavemen were, when cavewomen would get pissed cause they stayed out with their hunting buddies too late looking for mammoths. (Probably found a few of the wives that way also. Remember, Gillette and Bic hadn't invented those wonderful little razor blade thingies yet....)|-|

My best friend got a call from his girlfriend today in which he was informed that she was leaving work. Her calling was a normal daily thing and she asked if there was anything that he needed on the way home, so he asked if she would stop by grocery and get a few things. She said no problem, then he asked if she would stop by and get the mail. His question was answered by stony silence and he could tell she was uspet. She replied in a hateful tone, "With what hand?!?!?"

Huh???

Now before you jump to conclusions, they live in an apartment complex and the mailboxes for their building are in a small building 300 feet from the front door of their apartment. You park, get out, walk 15 feet, open the box, get the mail, walk back to car, back up, drive 200 feet to parking space in front of apartment.

He couldn't understand what he said to upset her, and when he asked me, I told him I didn't understand either. This fight went on for quite a while, so it was a rather big deal. According to him, she was very insulted. Now, they have lived together for 5 years, and he still has no idea what happened to make her so mad.

If anyone out there can explain or add a similar story of their own, please do so iin the comments section and help us out before THIS happens.....

Tags: boyfriends, girlfriends, humor, husbands, problems, psychology, wives, women